Symphony of Humour and Politics

Chinese Communist party’s official news wire is facing a deluge of online scorn and ridicule after claiming Taiwan’s first female president is “extreme” because she is single.

So how exactly does getting married bring her back to the center?

 

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year and to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.  – WINSTON CHURCHILL

Alright so why don’t we hire a astrologer instead?

Without going to jail, you cannot be a big politician. – BABBAN KUMAR, (member of Parliament in India)

They do not feel the need to serve the people who elected them. The best place for networking and increasing popularity is behind the bars. No wonder they love doing prison visits!

“To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to incidents like rape. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts.” – HARYANA KHAP PANCHAYAT LEADER JITENDER CHATAR

Yeah right! so people who would eat boiled vegetables will never indulge in incidents like rape. Such insane statements coming from people who are least bothered about increasing rape incidents. Be man enough to admit that atleast!

“You are what you eat!”

“If we send the industrialists to jail, we would be discouraging investments.” – SALMAN KHURSHID ON 2G SCAM IN INDIA

Really! we could call back Raja and Mallaya so that we can restore the economy instead let’s send all beggars and small time robbers to jail.

“ Boys will be boys… they sometime make mistakes…should they be hanged for rape?” – MULAYAM SINGH YADAV

Oh no .. that would be too harsh on them.we should make them sit on a throne and worship them…Can’t start to imagine the things we hear from Indian politicians.

“Well, I learned a lot….I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You’d be surprised. They’re all individual countries.” – PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN

Oh wow… That’s quite a revelation! Atleast he got his geography right.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. –  PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN

‘Celebrity autobiography editing’

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”  – DONALD TRUMP

I am not saying anything on that.

“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.” – DONALD TRUMP

Ofcourse..we have being waiting for good people like you.

“Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.” –BARACK OBAMA, at the 2008 Al Smith Dinner

Alright! Then i am Batman with some amazing bat powers.

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”—U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000, BUSH

Yay! do you also like coloring those pictures?

“Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.” –  VLADIMIR PUTIN